No bath! Only khlav kalash.

Also 1990s, my school had an exception for boys who impregnated someone and had a pager to be notified when the mother was giving birth. Had to be kept in the principal’s office.

RIP

Paywalled article available here:

https://web.archive.org/web/20230818180235/https://madison.com/news/state-regional/government-politics/rebecca-bradley-calls-redistricting-lawsuit-predetermined/article_2a13df9a-3d16-11ee-8670-f78d970339f0.html

Adding on to my original answer, there are a bunch of shows on PBS Kids that will meet your criteria. Here are a few off the top of my head:

Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That. Covers nature and science topics. More about learning and interacting than experimenting. Also available on Tubi.

Work it Out Wombats. This one didn’t appeal to my kids so I’ve seen just a couple of episodes, but it’s about solving problems in a systematic manner.

Mega Wow. Live action. Only like 10 episodes but my kids are crazy about it right now. Hands on exploring of scientific topics.

Elenor Wonders Why on PBS Kids. Each episode is ~ 20 minutes, broken into two ~ 10 minute stories. Cute animal kids explore nature and/or experiment in an inquiry-based manner. Many episodes have a song covering a history of science topic at the end of a segment. Animated with a calm, quiet aesthetic.

I come with my wife in a big bed.

Hahahaha! This contest is over! Give that man the First Annual Montgomery Burns… uh… Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of… uh… Excellence.

I’ve successfully repressed many of my Trump-era political memories.

Can anyone tell me how Republicans went from “we’ll be destroyed and we’ll deserve it” to “unggh, Daddy Trump, destroy me harder” between 2016 and 2017?

Oh, here’s another one. For people who do yard work, I’m a big fan of using a machete instead of a weed whacker machine. So much fun to let out your inner Star Wars Kid. I bought a cheapo $7 Walmart machete a few years ago and haven’t used the weed whacker since. And I expect the blade to last forever, unlike the string trimmers.

Isn’t the horribly named “UbreakIfix” chain kind of everywhere now? Not sure what Best Buy adds to the party.

Carbon steel unseasoned wok. I’ve used mine multiple times weekly for almost 20 years for stir frying and deep frying. Nothing fancy, just a Joyce Chen wok with some accessories that was $30 at Bed Bath Beyond (RIP). My mom has used hers for 50 years.

Mmmm… Floor pie.

This is one of the Moulton barns on Mormon Row.

More info:

https://www.nps.gov/grte/learn/historyculture/mormon.htm

But Twitter is one of the best known brands on the internet. It would be mind-bogglingly stupid to just throw that away.

What the fuck is this X thing? Sounds like a shitty version of Twitter, like the one that Trump is always ranting on.

Hey there, buddy. It’s ok. People are allowed give unsolicited opinions on the internet. No one is trying to hurt you.

She is a TERF because she espouses TERF ideology about how trans women “threaten” the idea of womanhood.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_views_of_J._K._Rowling#Transgender_rights

This is a big deal. I know a ton of people who want to go electric but worry about not having enough juice on the occasional road trip.

Whether that’s a valid reason for not going electric, that’s debatable. But it’s an important part of their decision-making process, so it needs to be addressed.