Dating sim? No way. This is a genital magnet simulator.
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I think it’s amazing that you can do these without vomiting.
Jankto News@lemmy.world•Women and LGBTQ+ people take up guns after Trump’s win: ‘We need to protect ourselves’132·5 months agoI thought the whole point was not to bang?
I also hate it when people on the Internet don’t cater directly to my tastes. Thank you for standing up for people like us rather than simply scrolling by.
Jankto politics @lemmy.world•Bernie Sanders blasts Democratic Party following Harris loss9·6 months agoA good suplex may at least get readers’ attention.
I need to try this! Esperanto was my gateway to really enjoying language learning, though I fell out of it after a while. People greatly underestimate it’s value.
If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.
Jankto Political Weirdos @lemmy.world•Weirdo gives $4000 to charity so he can smash cheap guitar signed by Taylor Swift48·7 months agoI’d do this to a conservative celebrity, but for $4000 I could buy Kevin Sorbo’s whole sad fucking life.
Jankto Libraries•Salem librarians report patrons trashing, hiding LGBTQ+ books in past year4·7 months agoRemember, it’s not any being anti LGBTQ+, that would be terrible. It’s about catching TOP SECRET BUT SOMEHOW COMPLETELY PUBLIC PORNOGRAPHY…
…It just happens to always involve any LGBTQ+ books and anything that discusses that sexy sexy Holocaust.
Jankto Witchy Memes@lemmy.world•MAGA pastor claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debateEnglish7·7 months agoHulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.
So that’s a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.
I’d buy that if he weren’t already also in a position to help solve systemic issues.
Throwing foam rocks is a prerequisite, I think. Art least, that explains Sorbo and Cain.
Jankto Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics.@slrpnk.net•Textbook authors told climate change references must be cut to get Florida’s OK1·10 months agoMuch like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it’s too sexy for young minds.
I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.
Jankto politics @lemmy.world•Pete Buttigieg fact-checks a GOP congressman to his face at House hearing3·10 months agoSounds fun to me. If it was actually pronounced like that I’d like him more.
Jankto News@lemmy.world•Texas school district agrees to remove ‘Anne Frank’s Diary,’ ‘Maus’ and 670 other books after right-wing group’s complaint1·10 months agoPray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?
Jankto politics @lemmy.world•Assault charges filed against county board candidate after allegedly throwing tarantula at fellow tenant1·10 months agoSeriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don’t do well with short falls.
Jankto News@lemmy.world•Texas school district agrees to remove ‘Anne Frank’s Diary,’ ‘Maus’ and 670 other books after right-wing group’s complaint10·10 months agoI like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.
Jankto The Onion@midwest.social•Rob Zombie Admits He Only Makes Movies Because He Ran Out of Horror Soundbites To Use In His MusicEnglish5·10 months agoThank god.
Everyone’s bodies handle drugs differently. Strattera pushed my heart rate way up and giving it time didn’t stop it. Multiple stimulants didn’t do that to me.