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Why would the average consumer need to store data for 10000 years?

I’ve got cabin fever!

My wife’s X1 Carbon was the same price as my Legion 7 Pro

I hear the rich taste great

You don’t assault your meat?

Sorry. I guess Sync’s spoiler formatting is broken.

Spoiler about the gem >!The gem unlocks the Thaylen Necromancy book found beneath the apothecary shop in the Blighted village!<

I haven’t tried that. I’ll give it a shot tomorrow. Thanks!

It’s one of the main features of Vivaldi

Firefox doesn’t support background effects in Google Meet so i can’t blur my background during my daily work meetings. That’s the only reason i still have to use Chromium browsers

You’re delicious