I was gonna say to start laying off when it gets to 165F, I don’t think residual heat will help in this case 😁

Somewhere, somehow, there’s a chihuahua that looked 80% like a miniature Doberman…

Having a jesus there would be too much for them to handle

I’d rather have CC

The more you read, the funnier it gets 🤣 what a mook

No I don’t

You might wanna gain permission before grabbing anyone

Spiderman from the darkest timeline

It’s not, but that didn’t stop him bragging that it was 😁

I’m with you, I bet he’s relieved he still has his job so he can continue to evade repercussions for his fraud charges (wanna bet it gets tossed anyways 🤮)

“I shouldn’t have done that!”

They’re worried he plays golf too much? The bastard played for nearly a quarter of his time as president, and they didn’t care then 🤷‍♂️

McConnell has taken up the game “Red Light, Green Light”…I hear he’s very good!

Why stop at one?

If you close your eyes you can picture RFK Jr talking while straining on a toilet, it’s a lot of fun

Heh, “journalism”

It was just a shot in the dark, I have no idea about the laws preventing or allowing such a thing. I thought he could tie it in to boost support, but apparently it’s a non-issue

Biden could pardon her

Agreed, no one should be above the law

I don’t think anyone born back then could’ve forseen the sheer stupidity that is MAGA