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  • Fungah@lemmy.worldtoWitchy Memes@lemmy.worldAssert dominance
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    3 months ago

    My go to whenever I hear any kind of bump in the night is to grab something that can be used as a weapon and make sure I’m completely naked.

    In the infinitesimally small chance it’s some kind of spirit or ghoul I will try to fuck it, b cause it’s what it would least expect. If it’s a human intruder I will attack it, and I just assume that the shock of seeing a nearly 40 year old fully nude dad bod coming at them screaming and brandishing a weapon will create a moment of confusion that I can use to my advantage.





  • Amen.

    Nobody takes issue with the idea that people can’t own people. Until they’re in a relationship and they start thinking of their partner as their property.

    The insecurity around the all-or-nothing nature of monogamy creates all of the problems in monogamy.

    Plus: orgies. Like. What’s the point of living without orgies?

    Sex with one person, forever, no group sex, incessant discussions around fidelity driven by insecurity, gee, where do I sign up?




  • No one teaches you how to have a relationship. So people just kind of default into patterns that are often toxic.

    It’s why taking a step back and being deliberate about how to communicate is so important. There needs to be a shared understanding and deliberateness about how to intentionally communicate.

    And it needs to be something that applies equally to everyone involved. No copouts, no special circumstances that only go one way, there need to be firm, hard rules with specific consequences that apply evenly to all involved that are arrived at communally, and not unilaterally.