When you’re born, Pantone checks your skin color and charges you. You need to get a license before you get tanned or they fine you.

That looks delicious. I wanna try.

I’m guessing you’ve already tried, but just in case: would dictation work for you?

Je dis pas que c’est pas plate là… Mais tabarouette que je préférerais qu’on fasse du bruit sur le manque de logements abordables et le mauvais urbanisme à la place.

I loved my Samsung Galaxy Q. But now that I’m used to gesture typing, I wouldn’t go back. It’s much faster than hitting keys individually with my thumbs.

One thing I do miss though is how quick it was to select/copy/paste.

That sounds dumb. :(

I kinda like the idea but I also kinda hate it.

I really wish PWAs worked properly cross-platform instead. :(

I started dating someone and then realized pretty fast I didn’t like him that way.

The dude was already pretty depressed as a baseline, and I feel like giving him hope and then taking it away like that has dropped him pretty deep into negativity.

Maybe do robotics (likely in a simplified way; surely “robots for dummies” is a thing?) and have them make their robots compete in some sort of competition at the end of the year.

I’m not even a competitive person at all, but when our school had us compete on Popsicle stick bridges, I had a ton of fun. Creative projects with a clear, real-world benchmark at the end are really fun.

I used to get so angry at my dad for trying to pull that trick. I didn’t expose his lie but man was I not cool with being dishonest to save a few bucks.

I understand that they need to diversify so that they’re not so dependent on Google’s default search engine money. I don’t know how they should do that.

But I’m not sure what they’ve been doing has been all that good of an idea.

That’s way too broad. Scripting is a pretty broad concept.

Poison… Metal… Isn’t that just mercury with extra steps?

Oof. I don’t love the liberal government or anything, but I’ve got a feeling I’ll miss them when we’re under the conservatives.

Is that a relatively recent phenomenon or has it been that way for decades?

If it’s the former, it might explain why they didn’t need to before.

They may be worried about people getting offended over screenshots.

It’s got RGB. Man, it must do so much FPS (fabric per second).

The return of mustaches.

Am I… Agreeing? With something an Iranian President said?

Do we need a name? Most social networks don’t have a special name for their users.