10 minutes before my alarm goes off is an INCREDIBLY dangerous time for my decision-making

Except a lot of “these people” are running our government…

The richest 10% of the world’s population contributes 50% of annual global warming emissions.

And you better believe those 10% aren’t going to be the ones dying from climate change…

A classic in the Republican playbook. Say something ridiculous about liberals, then later, after it gets a bunch of attention and Republicans have already stored it away as fact in their heads, say “This was just a joke. But you never know, it could be true in a few years!”

Damn, Aaren’s already got a publicist

For real lol i can’t chat with my friends when I game during the summer because I have to leave my door open because it becomes like dangerously hot in my room otherwise

This is like saying, “Why can’t we all just pretend counterfeit money is real?” Sure, it sounds like a nice simple solution until suddenly everyone prints counterfeit money and expects to buy things that no one is producing now that an easier option has appeared.

I’m still convinced there is money coming in from an outside influence that is paying him to destroy Twitter, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the same thing is happening to Reddit as well