This misunderstands the motivations of real-life evil people.

Once you accept there is no afterlife, that your legacy means nothing, and that you’re a piece of shit who has no desire to contribute to society or help others - only your personal success and self-pleasure while living matter.

Tarquin says it best, though much more humorously, here: https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html

By Rush’s personal measure, he absolutely won. So did Kissinger. So did Reagan. Trump and Jones and Rogan are on track.

You don’t beat such people with legacy.

This one doesn’t even call her “Hawk Tuah girl”.

When you inflate a balloon with your breath is it more bouyant?

That is exactly the difference between weight and mass. And yes, that would be weightless and objects like balloons have negative weight until they reach an altitude where they’re neutrally bouyant and then are weightless.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight

Weight is defined as a force and has a direction. That’s what causes the movement. If the weight didn’t change there would be no movement.

From TFA “The pair of you came within the thickness of a pane of glass of irreparably damaging or even destroying this priceless treasure, and that must be reflected in the sentences I pass.”

Sooooo fucking close…

I invite you to touch an electric fence with a stick then.

I’m gonna be the guy that points out cucumbers are spiky before they get to the grocery store…

Unfortunately the original article seems lost to time. https://www.badscience.net/2010/01/voices-of-the-ancients/

A gem from Matt Parker

Bathroom attendants - since people got all the high value stuff.

I don’t mean people that clean the bathroom etc.

I mean the guy that stands at the sink and makes awkward small talk before handing you a towel you could have got yourself and expects a tip.

EDIT: Y’all I’m pretty sure no one’s having sex or shooting up in the bathroom at the fucking Eiffel Tower restaurant in Las Vegas … Coke - probably. I don’t know where anyone else has seen a bathroom attendant, but every place I’ve seen one at I’ve been wearing a suit…

Taking your golf bag to the course counts as hauling now?

You should probably look up what evangelical actually means then: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evangelism

It requires proselytizing.

Outdoors are generally not protected by right to privacy, even if on private property.

Someone standing in their own front lawn can be recorded with both video and audio without their consent.

This is what makes it legal to record police.

The problem isn’t just that it will be thrown out in court, it’s that it itself is illegal.

Which doesn’t necessarily mean don’t do it but you’re limited in how you can reveal how you know things are being stolen etc.

Math is hard…

Most countries don’t have more than one shooting a day.

They’ll probably be this take on Gaston.

https://youtu.be/9DDN5nhCUUU?si=URyqTw3dfpIkxqTr

- unprompted

You have to memorize the level and jump a bit before that one tricky one comes on screen.

I couldn’t find any definition of geometric shape that uses that criterion, including Wikipedia which also has a 5-pointed star shown with 5 line segments labelled as a shape: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shape.

The meme is wrong because squares are polygons by definition, which by definition are made of line segments, but this thing has curved sections.

Everyone is gonna die…