Fucken exquisite

I was sat down reading this and still ended up on the floor in pure shock.

I’ll keep you company, I laughed

I’m not even sure if I’m honest. NW England, my shits a mix of English, Cumbrian, Yorkshire, Scottish, Madeupish … No doubt some American words in there that have snuck in like a bad smell.

Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.

tongue click Nice.

Imagine having more chin than fucking brains. Absolute degenerate cunt.

Genuinely. I’ve been conditioned at this point now to just consider the bottom line before reading further into any article about the environment and the animals we share earth with. In fact no, it’s not even exclusive to that… Just anything really. If it’s gonna effect someone’s bottom line (that isn’t the usual public) you can guarantee it won’t happen.

Being from North West of England I felt this. Shit, I’m still looking forward to this dialup tone people are nostalgic for. We get our Internet via pigeons at the moment.

I hope that day never comes.

I’ve paid my upvote tax

Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think… Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It’s been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

Not far down the road from The Coq and Bulls

I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

Anyone got a light, dropped my keys…

Aye, let me just turn on the sun.

I’m not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

squirts Kimmy with the water spray bottle

Hold on, so… OK. No free beer?

grabs jacket off the stand
Have a nice day

Looking dapper, you’ll smash it

That’s an interesting different perspective. See, I saw it and thought it meant like comfort eating - which I mean if you’re hating people several times a day, you’re gonna end up being perfectly spherical.

But, like you say… It could be from not /forgetting to eat, like a hangry and eat a snickers “you’re not you when you’re hungry” situation.

Interesting, I can see it from both ways now - the beauty of good discussion.