Incoming Trump: ThIs Is A WiTcH hUnT! Drop the charges Immediately or I’m putting tarrifs on Georgia!

It really is fucking insane… Like I get stupidity I guess, but you’d think out of their own greed and self interest they wouldn’t want a rubber stamp idiot to “run” the fed, doing whatever they’re told to do with the economy…

Although considering the people we’re dealing with they’re the worst of the possibilities, greedy and stupid…

Your testimony raises serious questions about the project’s compliance with the National Capital Planning Act, which requires that projects like the Fed headquarters renovation be approved by the National Capital Planning Commission,” Vought wrote.

“The plans for this project called for rooftop terrace gardens, VIP private dining rooms and elevators, water features, premium marble, and much more,” he wrote.

But Powell, in his testimony, said, “There’s no VIP dining room. There’s no new marble. There are no special elevators. There are no new water features. There’s no beehives and there’s no roof terrace gardens,” Vought wrote.

“Although minor deviations from approved plans may be inevitable, your testimony appears to reveal that the project is out of compliance with the approved plan with regard to major design elements,” Vought wrote.

…ummmmmmmm, am I reading this correct?

“You’re spending too much money! It says there are supposed to be all these crazy expensive things being built!”

“There aren’t any of those cartoonishly expensive things being built”

“Ah-HA! GOT YA! The plans say they NEED to have those cartoonishly expensive things! You’re out of line here!”

…like wtf did I just read?

MAGAmorons: HAVE MORE BABIES ALREADY GEEZ!!

Also MAGA: let’s cut Medicaid to feed the poor poor billionaires.

🤡 🤡 🤡

Countdown to Trump administration forcing this awesome telescope to be axed…

We don’t get to have nice things anymore, just more tax cuts for the wealthy. :(

Trump’s personal DOJ:

Trump administration: We cut FEMA, it was a bad program. Let the states take care of it.

Texas has emergency.

Trump administration: We did a Wonderful Job™®© helping Texas, it would be so much worse without us!!

Me: ffs… I hate this timeline.

The map’s staunchest critics called the map “racial gerrymandering”, while the county judge, Tim O’Hare, claimed it was just about politics

“Hear that SCOTUS? I’m following the rules YOU set! I’m only rigging it for political reasons so we always win! It’s not racist at all which makes it totally fine and cool by YOUR standard! Political gerrymandering, denying a majority their say is what we’re allowed to do! Yay America!”

/wrist

Aside from all of them being aggravating, the ones that truly infuriate me are the ones like he’s using against Brazil… Mother fucker already corrupted the “justice” system in the US, now he’s using economic terrorism to corrupt the justice systems of other fucking countries.

I can’t wait to be able to piss on his grave.

Idiots in America (MAGA and “independent”)

Biden (inflation not caused by him): OMG THE INFLATION! VOTE TRUMP! EGGS!!! EGGSSSSS!!!

Trump (literally causing inflation by his actions): This is good and fine, it’s patriotic to pay more actually! This will fix things!

As long as he can claim some “legal” justification for it like claiming Mamdani is a communist and therefore this is an insurrection/takeover of a city that needs to be defended or declare some kind of emergency (that the courts never seem to argue. Energy emergency as we cut methods of gaining energy for example) then I think people will mostly roll over and accept it, since it’s “legal.”

-2, -3 something like that.

Grew up poor, got yelled at for using a whole can of tuna for lunch kinda poor. Parents divorced when I was 2 so I never knew what it was like to have 2 people that cared about you in the house. My mother remarried 2 more times and we moved like every 3-4 years so I never developed long friendships, this has continued even as I’m independent throughout my life so I’ve never known stability. Both stepfathers wished I didn’t exist. The first was ok, had his own son with my mom that he treated like you’d expect but completely ignored myself and my older brother. The next guy wouldn’t use my name, it was “idiot” “moron” “jerk off” etc. naturally all that made me Totally The Most Confident Person Ever™©®

That could explain why I haven’t had one in 10 years… I could be making up a memory that isn’t real!

Grok: turn left here buddy.

User: um… No, there’s no turn there.

Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

Cheese stuffed bread, what’s not to like!? Dip it in some sauce and it’s delicious!

That said I haven’t actually had one in like 10 years lol

“savings”

Microsoft executives: time for a $500 million raise! We deserve it for increasing efficiency!

I hate that I’m already depressed about what they’re going to do to him or NYC in general…

I know nothing has happened yet and the election isn’t until November, but there isn’t a single goddamn thing about this country, especially with the so called leader we have now, that makes me think they will simply allow him to become Mayor. Socialists, Democratic socialists, whatever, simply aren’t allowed to hold real positions of power. The entire system is freaking out over the prospect… A single seat in Congress isn’t worth causing a mess over, but running “the financial center of the world” and a city that contains the richest people on earth definitely is to them…

Ether Trump takes over NYC like he’s already threatened, they deport him, or the Democrats commit political suicide and get caught sabotaging his election. I have 0 faith that he simply wins and gets to be Mayor.

Me in the image for sure, but what’s hidden by the darkness: the noose.

That is what they’re implying with “deep state working against Trump.”

It’s not Republicans and the consequences of their shit actions combined with climate change, no no, it’s a bunch of secret government agencies run by baby killing America hating Democrats!!