I am quite sure raising a child watching Dycheball is some form of child abuse

“I am so shit” - Tammy Abraham Gabriel Jesus

Regardless of how you feel about either team personally I hope there is a ground we can all agree on: Joelinton getting tricked out of a game is insanely funny

An MLS player has won Ballon D’Or, and people say it is a farmers league

Eras do come to an end

But not now

Take it from someone who has been there, at least this wasn’t at home Darmstadt

Also I swear we have been stuck in this exact game for the entire season. If we ever manage to hold on after equalizing I will blow a gasket

The NEW new new new new new new new worst game ever

Neutrals: what an absolute shit game

Me: This is the best I have seen us play all season. We are massive

I mean fair enough

Rest in Peace Bobby

Now we might only misplace 35 passes instead of the expected 38, in the first half

I appreciate the intention and I want to think his heart is in the right place but the last sentence implies to destroy Israel and all the jews which is what got him in trouble

I believed in you Bangladesh :(

It is incredibly appropiate the lowest stakes Superclasico in a long time has Rondon of all people open up the scoring