Diet soda?

I’ll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.

Idk count to a trillion and check.

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If you get out of episode ones mouth before it eats you I will be genuinely surprised.

You guys know the joke about how pets and their owners start to resemble each other?

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2762080/

Oral sex is just an earth thing.

Man I didn’t even know moonrise towers was a hub till like my third playthrough?

And didn’t know about the early oubliette thing till multiple co op playthroughs after that!

Homie is just like;

"Whoa guys. I found a weird wall…

Should I stick my arm in it?"

In short be Asterion do crime.

Yes. If you want to deport innocent people. move to the Pacific garbage patch.

“huh I guess you can just buy a Fidel Castro hat?”

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It’s an argument and a joke of a card that makes you pay attention to everyone else’s turn during a commander game. Commonly paired with;

Maybe she’s trying to become a perfect being?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnum_opus_(alchemy)

You know. Like that, almost laugh thing you do when something is just. Barely, funny enough.

Personally. I’m hoping when we fly these wax wings all the way to the sun and everything works out so great that a true artist and historian team up to make a mockumentary about the “Melania” production.

Made God breath through his nose a little harder than usual.

At least we took care of that rogue kingdom 17 of the highjackers came from who planned and funded the whole thing.

Bruh a pint of blood a week is insane?

You would need 8 mormons to do that safely.

What do you even use it for? Communing with Joseph Smith?

For CA it’s essentially the same but learn your shit for the test and your magazine better not have more than 10 rounds if the rollers roll on you and check how your roll is rolled.