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minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up175·1 年前He already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?
minus-squareRagdoll X@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up132·edit-21 年前It is, in fact, very easy to code a game! from pygame import game game.load_player() game.load_enemies() game.load_audio() game.run()
minus-squareoce 🐆@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up73·1 年前I’m glad that there’s no micro transactions nor loot boxes.
minus-squarebitwolf@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up81·1 年前That’s in game.load_dlc() we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 年前Make sure to add mandatory EGS accounts later.
minus-squarepivot_root@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·1 年前EGS? Oh, no. We don’t do that here. We’re more along the lines of:
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前if date.today() - RELEASE_DATE > timedelta(days=90): try: game.prompt_user_to_connect_3rd_party_account() except PlayerRefusal: sys.exit(0)
minus-squarepivot_root@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 年前That part comes when they find a publisher.
minus-squaresuction@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 年前I’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!
minus-squarelistless@lemmy.cringecollective.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前You can’t do that, you’re committing copyright infringement! Change gameto mygame though, and you’re golden.
minus-squaresuction@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Ah see I knew it would be too much work after all
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 年前And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·1 年前Just have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?
He already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?
It is, in fact, very easy to code a game!
from pygame import game game.load_player() game.load_enemies() game.load_audio() game.run()I’m glad that there’s no micro transactions nor loot boxes.
That’s in
game.load_dlc()we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.Make sure to add mandatory EGS accounts later.
EGS? Oh, no. We don’t do that here. We’re more along the lines of:
if date.today() - RELEASE_DATE > timedelta(days=90): try: game.prompt_user_to_connect_3rd_party_account() except PlayerRefusal: sys.exit(0)That part comes when they find a publisher.
I’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!
You can’t do that, you’re committing copyright infringement! Change
gametomygamethough, and you’re golden.Ah see I knew it would be too much work after all
And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!
Just have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?