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minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up175·1 year agoHe already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?
minus-squareRagdoll X@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up132·edit-21 year agoIt is, in fact, very easy to code a game! from pygame import game game.load_player() game.load_enemies() game.load_audio() game.run()
minus-squareoce 🐆@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up73·1 year agoI’m glad that there’s no micro transactions nor loot boxes.
minus-squarebitwolf@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up81·1 year agoThat’s in game.load_dlc() we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 year agoMake sure to add mandatory EGS accounts later.
minus-squarepivot_root@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·1 year agoEGS? Oh, no. We don’t do that here. We’re more along the lines of:
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoif date.today() - RELEASE_DATE > timedelta(days=90): try: game.prompt_user_to_connect_3rd_party_account() except PlayerRefusal: sys.exit(0)
minus-squarepivot_root@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoThat part comes when they find a publisher.
minus-squaresuction@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoI’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!
minus-squarelistless@lemmy.cringecollective.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoYou can’t do that, you’re committing copyright infringement! Change gameto mygame though, and you’re golden.
minus-squaresuction@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoAh see I knew it would be too much work after all
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoAnd sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·1 year agoJust have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?
He already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?
It is, in fact, very easy to code a game!
from pygame import game game.load_player() game.load_enemies() game.load_audio() game.run()I’m glad that there’s no micro transactions nor loot boxes.
That’s in
game.load_dlc()we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.Make sure to add mandatory EGS accounts later.
EGS? Oh, no. We don’t do that here. We’re more along the lines of:
if date.today() - RELEASE_DATE > timedelta(days=90): try: game.prompt_user_to_connect_3rd_party_account() except PlayerRefusal: sys.exit(0)That part comes when they find a publisher.
I’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!
You can’t do that, you’re committing copyright infringement! Change
gametomygamethough, and you’re golden.Ah see I knew it would be too much work after all
And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!
Just have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?