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ZeroCool@vger.social to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Two rules.

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Two rules.

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ZeroCool@vger.social to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    deleted by creator

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      All cats are bastards

      All cops are bulletproof (test out yourself!)

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        Cats really are beautiful bastards

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    What if the cat is a cop?

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      “People always say dogs are man’s best friend but I’ve never seen a cat working for the cops.”

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        Sadly they do make cats work as narcs tho :(

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            I don’t think that is a real vest

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          Uh, what?

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            Cats can be trained just like dogs. Most people just prefer them to be feral lil monsters so they never do. iirc they are especially good at sniffing out dead bodies and animal parts which is pretty useful for cops.

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        Indeed, but it didn’t stop them from trying to use cats. Thankfully it failed spectacularly while costing a certain 3 letter agency many millions of dollars in the 60s.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty

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    Give the cat a badge and see what portal opens.

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      the door just won’t open in both directions.
      there are no rules against forcing cops out or cats in if they’re already on the “wrong” side

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    What about vampires?

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    Hexbear propaganda on lemmy world!

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        lol they want to keep cats indoors there. That’s the joke.

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        Well, they didn’t say it was a bad thing

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