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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前

Justice for Mr cow 😔✊

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Justice for Mr cow 😔✊

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前
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  • RustyWizard@programming.dev
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    Those aren’t targets painted on, they’re munitions. This A-10 shot a cow at enemy combatants.

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      Or he’s only got one confirmed kill…

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        All those bombs and all they killed was one cow? What a waste!

        • littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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          That’s one plucky bovine!

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            He looks kind of woozy.

            • littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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              It’s from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? 😶

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          deleted by creator

    • Hupf@feddit.de
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      Fetchez la vache!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    The rest of the marks are bombs… Did he shoot the bombs down? Or did he drop a cow on the enemy? 🤔

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      Well the bombs explode after he drops them, so I think he can quite safely say he has destroyed those bombs

      • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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        So it’s safe to assume the Air National Guard has access to exploding beef. Fantastic.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      I think it was just a very resilient cow. But we got him in the end.

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      deleted by creator

    • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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      They made the commander say “holy cow!”

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    Damn that’s crazy what do they put when they shoot a British solider? A little teapot?

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    Mr Cow

    Mr

    • littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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      The fact that this has escaped the vast majority of readers so far…

      • three@lemm.ee
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        Pedantry is exhausting. A cow is a cow unless there is a need to specify its gender.

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      Cow means boy or girl bovine nowadays

      • lad@programming.dev
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        But Mr usually does not

        • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          That’s bull and you know it.

          • lad@programming.dev
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            To be fair, the picture is far from making me certain. But I did look closely before posting the comment and now, and no, that doesn’t look like a bull to me

            Edit: I decided to finally search for a story behind it

            if that's a bull, it has some serious health issues

            a close up of a bovine frag picture, that looks pretty much like a cow

            • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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              I was just being a bit punny :) “bull” being short for “bullshit”. I didn’t really have an opinion.

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    I’m sorry but once mr cow declared jihad and joined the taliban, his days were numbered.

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    I assure you, this was added at someone else’s behest.

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      “Its this or your new callsign is “butcher”. Pick.”

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        That’d be an awesome callsign! One of my best Rangers in my most recent XCOM 2 runs was called “Butcher”, and he absolutely lived up to his name 💪

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        Nah butcher would be a kick-ass callsign.

        You’d get something like udder or milker.

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    Incoming bovine, deploy cowntermeasures!!

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      Some high steaks maneuvering.

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    …and a cow.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Somewhere there is a cow with a few dozen A-10 tattoos … & one paraglider tattoo.

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