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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

You're only as dead as you feel

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You're only as dead as you feel

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    But you wouldn’t be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.

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      Don’t let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly…

      But I wouldn’t object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I’d be too dead.

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        “Filtered Promethiel”

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      Maybe you could mix the ashes with clay, have it fired and then grind or crush the ceramic into sand.

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        It would definitely need some processing. Bit of Fumed Silica might also help to make it free-flowing.

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