I’m not like one of those weirdos that just kills for no reason. I shot that dolphin right in its wet brain and I loved it. In fact, my pleasure from doing so was higher than my vegetarian friend’s when they ate a whole block of cheese.

Right now, there’s $20k being offered for information about me, but I think that’s dumb. I tried to go to the FBI with information about a trophy hunter and the local butcher, but the special agent said he wouldn’t give me any money for that and they already knew about it. He did offer me a bacon-topped doughnut on the way out though!

Edit, dang this is very different than Reddit’s vcj.

  • Nooch@beehaw.orgEnglish
    6·
    7 months ago

    I get what you mean! I feel pleasure from stomping on baby sea turtles on their first day of life. It’s so much fun, and plenty of other animals join the fun so it’s kinda like circle of life and makes me feel one with nature, you dig it? I got these cool turtle stompin boots I crafted with, you guessed it, baby turtle penises.

    Now I get calls all the time about a “warrent” for my arrest and I’m like “wtf, im getting pleasure so it’s all good”. Way more pleasure then my pescatarian friend gets from eating turtles (I would never eat a turtle? vegan btw)

  • Flughoernchen@feddit.de
    4·
    6 months ago

    I’m so happy for you that you found a thing you love! Everyone needs a hobby. So sad society wants to take that from us as well. Live and let live!

  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.mlEnglish
    4·
    7 months ago

    Edit, dang this is very different than Reddit’s vcj.

    Yeah lemmy’s creeping nazification has made posting anything veganism just an absolutely insufferable experience.

  • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    85·
    7 months ago

    Solidarity from my circus! We have to stop this insane tide of bleeding heart greenies. They’re only against our fun because they’re not in on it.