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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I had to google him to make sure he wasn't a troll.

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I had to google him to make sure he wasn't a troll.

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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • teft@startrek.website
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    Birds get drunk off fermented berries. And it’s the funniest shit you will ever watch. Well…until you find out that drunk birds crash into windows a lot.

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      This is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver’s license

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        It’s maybe a reason, but I’m sure there are bigger issues considering how much drunk drivers WITH a license there are

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        Also, many species of birds don’t live to be 16 (some do, though, but those ones also rarely drive.)

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      Bees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm.

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      Mmmmm hmmmm
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ

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      OMG my blackberry bushes… those poor drunk idiots…

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      So that’s why they crash into windows…

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