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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon figures out the secret to charisma

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Anon figures out the secret to charisma

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • halyk.the.red@lemmy.ml
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    Hey there, shy and introverted nerds with barely contained rage that this platform is known for! Have you tried speaking like a government official? The best way to learn how is to study videos of the third reich’s chief propagandist! My life has turned around from consuming hours of nazi propaganda! But I’m totally just trying to learn how to talk like him, I promise!

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      And if you do it too, you’ll get friends and pussy! Which we all know you couldn’t possibly achieve any other way!

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        He’s got a point

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          Anon might want to consider trying treating women like people before becoming a Nazi

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      I find Mussolini’s hand motions intriguing, if someone started helicopter hand while speaking I would probable give the person attention, at least for a while

      https://youtu.be/O7RVOG865OM?si=_773J1tT5hXxXCGP

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        I’ve noticed a lot of news presenters emulating the Trump hand motions of “this is a square, this a rectangle, this is a square again.”

        • jkrtn@lemmy.ml
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          Someone edited videos to give him an accordion. If you see it once you cannot unsee it.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          Hm… I bet I could hold people’s attention if I just vogued the entire time I was speaking 🤔

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    might even get a date

    ah yes, it’s fake

    • DragonTypeWyvern
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      Sure, that’s how you can tell.

      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        I mean…the rest of it tracked 100% for 4chan

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    Anon learns to speak like a person. Fantastic

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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    If you ever fell like you were a weird or creep person, remember 4chan users exist.

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    Reminds me of the Dwight’s acceptance speech in The Office

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilE4lr9Qb3A

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      I seem to remember many more references in there than that video shows.

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    I can see this happening. The US harbors a lot of fascist sympathies especially among the left. Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds." As the say.

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