Sorry. In the mirror universe, you’re an accountant with an opposite cisgender spouse and two kids and no sex drive. You’re also entirely sane.
And they have to live in a stupid utopia. We should go over there and share our managed democracy.
I don’t have a sweet goatee so we must not be in the mirror universe.
… does someone with a goatee have a mirror universe self without a goatee?
Unless they’ve been their mirror univer self all along
I think you’re on to something
But I’m not bisexual, horny or…well, just those two.
I went a different path than I was on, and ended up w a goatee. Maybe my mirror self stayed clean shaven and still wears nice clothes.
Yeah, I hope that out of the two of us, my mirror self has their shit together at least, even if they are evil.
… or maybe I’m the evil one?
The utopia on their side means they’re less likely to be evil. We’re definitely the evil universe.
Sait, straight, and sane?
