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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Dad is so cool

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Dad is so cool

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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    pro tip… You can press the Your mother and I are getting divorced. keY and delete everY letter you dont need. thats how i message mY son.

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      press

      Oh yeah? How did you type this then? I smell an impostor!

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        Simple, he copied it from your comment

        • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Damn that’s clever!

          • Gingernate@programming.dev
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            Modern way of writing ran some notes with letters clipped from newspapers and magazines

    • Nelots@lemm.ee
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      That explains why my dad seemingly takes 17 minutes to type out a short message every time.

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      how are you typing the “p”?

      • lil@lemy.lol
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        And the “s”

        • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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          And my axe!

      • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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        Are you his son?

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          deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      👍

      • Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de
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        ,.

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          K.

          • Frozzie@lemmy.world
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            KKK 👍

            • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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              Your mother and I are getting divorced 👍

    • Huschke@lemmy.world
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      K.O.

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    👍👍

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      OK

      • ☭ SaltyIceteaMaker ☭@iusearchlinux.fyi
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        Your mother and I are getting divorced

        • afk_strats@lemmy.world
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          KO

          • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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            🔙

            • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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              ,

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          👍👍

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      • Pasta Dental@sh.itjust.works
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        My boss sent me a “k” when I asked him if I could change my schedule in 3-4 line message. He’s a great guy, he’s just very efficient in the way he sends messages lol. So now if I get asked if I can come in earlier etc. I just responded with a lowercase “yes”, but I might try an emoji next time. I really love this job

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          Your mother and I are getting a divorce 👍

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    😂😂😂

    (Love, Grandpa)

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      This reminds me of a post in a pensioners’ forum where an elderly lady posted ‘[forename] didn’t wake up today’ with the yellow rofl emoji background.

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      Grandpa: I’m using the emojis because I don’t want to tell him his memes suck

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    actually probably possible with Samsung Key Cafe.

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      it wont me save a keyboard without all the letters…

      • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        That’s dumb what if I never use

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        Your mother and I are getting divorced👍👍👍OK

        Unfortunately this is as close as it gets :p

        if anyone’s interested, here’s the kcf file for the Key Cafe layout: https://files.catbox.moe/yrdlpr.kcf

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    ? Where are the buttons for dad jokes

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      Dad jokes are made in person. Short messages are preferable, OK. 👍

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        Your mother and I are getting divorced

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          K . 👍

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    But how will my dad type out text messages in letter form with this?

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      👍

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