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Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What the actual F**k???

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What the actual F**k???

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Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • 14th_cylon@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    i think these two are working in the same company

    • ParsnipWitch@feddit.de
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      Stock photo “ecologist”

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        poor tree, i hope it is doing well…

    • SuzyQ@lemmy.world
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      Skin on your fingertips is overrated anyways /s

      • Pretzelise@aussie.zone
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        Third-degree burns build character!

      • jcg@halubilo.social
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        This is just an old trick for building up your calluses

        • BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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          DIY custom gloves

  • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
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    You gotta love stock photos. My favourite is the one where the code is projected across the room and the developer’s face.

    • MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s how you know you’re about to enter the matrix

    • z3n0x@feddit.de
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      hackerman.jpg

  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world
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    I thought the person in the picture was reading code on a tablet device, and was wondering what is wrong with the picture. :D

    Why is the code printed in dark mode!?!

    • ParsnipWitch@feddit.de
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      Perhaps it’s an effort to save companies that sell printer cartridges

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        Maybe they work for HP, it’s their way to give back.

    • gredo@lemmy.world
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      The answer is simple: Marketing people doing marketing things

    • waldyrious@lemm.ee
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      And with a file browser sidebar 🤦

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      I thought tablet, then I thought the post was about the way they were bending the tablet’s screen with their thumb, then I finally realised it was paper. Holding a printout of a screen shot just didn’t enter my mind.

  • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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    Boss gets paid a dollar, I get paid a dime, that’s why I [printscreen and walk to the printer instead of copy/pasting code] on company time.

    • Thteven@lemmy.world
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      This is proper procedure when you’re paid by the hour.

  • I use NixOS btw @lemmy.world
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    Average front end dev

  • qisope@lemmy.world
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    and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don’t want anyone who sees it to think you’re weird

  • Julian@lemm.ee
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    Actual image of a python dev trying to write to the console with javascript.

  • Drew Belloc@programming.dev
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    This remind me of the “Print your most salient lines of code and bring to me”

  • bestnerd@lemmy.world
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    Image of Musk reading code he asked to be printed

  • asphaltkooky@lemmy.world
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    When you like computer science but also hate trees.

  • habanhero@lemmy.ca
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    Simple, she works at Twitter. Just preparing for a code review with Elon.

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