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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

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      deleted by creator

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        I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They’re not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that’s a pipe dream. Ain’t nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

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          YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE

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            Brb crying

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          I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

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            People thinking of other people when they masturbate gets me off unnnnnnh

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            Thank you!

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      I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little…not the same gay dude every time.

      It was flattering, even though I’m not into guys.

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        Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn’t even have to worry, I’ve always been very liked by gays, I don’t know why, but it’s true.

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          Probably your beautiful cock, friend

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            Ive heard about this, apparently its a glorious cock

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        TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.

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          I’m just glad that there’s people out there that find me attractive.

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          Yes, gay-pretty is more soft and “feminine”.

          Source: I’m gay-pretty

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      I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I’ll cherish that memory forever…

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        My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I’m ace and aro. We have an understanding.

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      it was difficult but i managed it :)

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      Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.

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        Unless…?

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          ??

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