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FireTower@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Dr 4Chan's Medical Advice

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Dr 4Chan's Medical Advice

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FireTower@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    No, because you eat and drink more microplastics to replenish yourself.

    • BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world
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      Donate 100% of blood, then fast. You’ll be microplastic free for the rest of your life!

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        1 year ago

        Live a little will ya.

        Keep your blood, eat plastics raw, turn yourself into a 3D printer.

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          I’m already a 3D printer. I’m not very accurate, and my extrusion width is limited, but my flow rate is pretty good.

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            Lucky, my nozzle is always clogging

      • Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works
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        Step 2 is optional

    • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works
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      Donation won’t eliminate microplastics, but it will probably reduce their levels. (It has been shown to reduce levels of other harmful substances.)

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      Actually, it does reduce levels of PFAS.

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