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Oiconomia@feddit.de to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

"Coked-up Dracula playing poker" could actually work

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"Coked-up Dracula playing poker" could actually work

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    Dracula can’t drink Coca-Cola though…

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Why?

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        Ingesting anything other than blood makes him ill.

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          the cocaine fixes that

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          Is it very very ill or like lactose intolerant ill?

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        “I never drink…Coke.”

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          Is Pepsi okay?

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            “You mean Brad’s Drink? It von’t be called Pepsi until next year, 1898. And no!”

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