Chemistry has discovered more than they probably care to admit by accidentally licking things.
Purposefully licking things.
Chemists of old were a bit less safety conscious than we are today. Tasting the chemicals you just made was just part of the job back then.
Chemists of old were plenty safety conscious. Licking the science is what apprentices were for.
We still like to sniff stuff. You’ve got some very sensitive chemoreceptors right on your face, might as well use them!
very sensitive chemoreceptors
laughs in canine
“Why does my cigarette I left on the lab table taste sweet?” is absolutely the question an inattentive scientists asked himself before he discovered an artificial sweetener.
EDIT: Michael Sveda’s discovery of cyclamate at the university of Illinois in 1937
Mouth pipetting is a large part of this.
Literally how we got aspartame. It started as an ulcer drug.
Biology: Lick here… Yep, that’s the spot. Continue… Oh yeah, keep going. Uhhh…
Human anatomy: you’re technically always licking it. And now you’re aware of it. Your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Touching your teeth.
I always hate how well this works…
Also I hope you enjoy manually breathing now as in retaliation
The fuck did I do to you? Now I can feel my tongue and I don’t know how to breathe!
I hope you can hear your blinking for the rest of the day!
I’ve heard that with enough lack of stimuli combined with enough concerted concentration, you can actually begin to feel your guts as they process food. Like, feeling the muscles contracting.
Yes, and if you imitate a salt shaker over your tongue, you can taste the salt…
Geography: You can try, but it’s gonna take you a while.
Cartography: “Would you not lick my maps, please?”
History: Fuck You.
Sociology: Allowed and encouraged in some fields, others… better not.
Economics: “Is Human Resources there?”
Medicine: “Next, please.” or “Don’t, please.”
Civil engineering: Go ahead, eat the dirt.
Law: Go to jail.
Political science: Could you please do this somewhere else?
Electronics: Only the low voltage side.
Lick the null and keep on with your life. Lick the phase and suffer. Lick two phases and die.
You can always lick the ground or earth depending on where you live
Mycology: “go ahead have a seat. Lick this one. It’ll be fun!”
Certain tree frogs in the Amazon: while you’re at it, lick us too
I want to make a joke about “that’s how you catch herpes”, but my brain is fried.
So I’ll just leave you with the knowledge that the Colorado River Toad is also psychedelic. and the Park Service really wants people to stop.
Software engineering… If you can lick it, you spelled “click” wrong. And that’s why your code won’t compile, you complete failure.
NameError: name ‘lick’ is not defined. Did you mean: ‘click’?
NameError: name ‘lick’ is not defined. Did you mean: ‘sudo rm -rf /’?
Ftfy
📞Hello police? Yeah it’s this one.📞
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“Lick this dish please.”
“So you do lick the science?!”
“No. You are the science.” <checks watch><marks something down on a clipboard>
My Clinical Microbiology teacher: I’m no longer allowed to teach you how to waft plates, but… if you happen to catch a whiff of ____ growing on a plate, you would smell ____. ::wink, wink::
In zoology, science might lick you, but it might also bite you.
Physics clubs always pull out the liquid nitrogen ice cream, so licking is an option!
As long as it’s the ice cream you’re licking and not the liquid nitrogen.
Chemistry + licking = cooking
Well I’ll be…! I wonder if that’s how they came up with the word?
And then there is NileRed, who does lick the chemistry He does.
Chemistry 50 years ago: it is encouraged to smell, taste, and injest all of your work
You know it’s an old paper when it describes the taste of mercury salts.
Or the dizzying high resulting from tasting 2,3,4,5-tetramethoxyamphetamine
And sometimes inject.
A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?
I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.
I am a butterfly instructor.
the motherboard. how else can you tell that it is working?
Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment, I would… I mean my friend would have to shove their head into a server rack that is consuming high amounts of wattage. My friend would then have to try reaching for the motherboard by extending their tongue.
The only problem I see here is travelling to the data centre which are often located in different countries or even continents. I am not sure if their employer would cover that expense.
ssh into the server and lick your desktop’s motherboard
Gives a whole new meaning to SSH tunnelling.
Quantum properties of SSH
Also, I don’t know if Amazon will let my friend in a similar situation into their data centers to lick the AWS motherboards.
AMZN can charge extra as part of their AWS plan to allow enhanced debugging.
Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment
This is 100% false
Most keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I’d go for the monitor.
This is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!
Apple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.
The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.
I have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond
They taste more like flies and less like butter.
Source
Don’t ask.
Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.
Use the onLick() event.
Isn’t there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable
Thanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game.
So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.
Lmao dammit emacs
Hey there I am Dev
You can quest like a tribe does.
You beat me to it, but I’ll also add this other obligatory link.
You can lick anything at least once.
So you’re saying I can lick Uranus?
If you go there, yes.
Point yourself at the surface so that when you get there the tongue-part of the pressure diamond you’ve become is lowest.
Thank you for the practical advice! Uranus exerts a lot of pressure and getting my tongue up there could be challenging.
That you wish you could ;)
How would I go about licking the sun?
Choose parts of the sun the sun has thrown away so as to not need to find a way of surviving to living range of the surface of the sun
Just send a meta-lick into the future. After long enough, the Sun will come closer to get licked.
