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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

New Twitter Homepage Features Photo Of Erect Penis That Is Impossible To Close Out Of

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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SAN FRANCISCO—In one of a slew of major changes to hit the social media site, owner Elon Musk confirmed Monday that the homepage for X, formerly known as Twitter, would now feature a photo of an erect penis that was impossible to close out of. “From an intuitive perspective, not having a hard, veiny cock on the…
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  • annoyed-onion@lemmy.world
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    Had to do a double take that it was the onion as this sounds kinda standard tbf

    • Risk@feddit.uk
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      The year is 2024. The Onion is no longer parody news. It’s just news.

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        We crossed that threshold sometime during the trump presidency.

        • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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          Nah, it was during the Tea Party era that made Republicans go crazy. Trump just actually managed to capitalize on something for once.

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            You can just say having a black president.

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              It was far more than that. The Tea Party signified when psychotic Christians took over the ideology, which regardless of Obama, opened the door for charlatans like Trump.

              The racists were already on board with Republicans.

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        Harmabe’s death created an alternate timeline in which reality start to out-Onion the Onion.

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        You’re absolutely right. Good times

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    https://xkcd.com/528/

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      That had me snorting laughing for a good 5 mins. Thank you.

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    Don’t give him any ideas!

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    This fucking community gets me every time. I search Beehaw by all because Lemmy doesn’t get new content as fast as reddit, and I continuously fall for onion postings.

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    It would be huge, Musk would claim its his, but we know it isn’t. People constantly tag Grimes to confirm.

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