Bad news, folks. The Tories have proven yet again that they’re complete and utter wankers.

  • Hellfire103@lemmy.caOP
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    8 months ago

    Yeah. I heard about this on the radio, and my first thought was, “Oh shit, those suicide rates are going to skyrocket.”

    My second thought was “Should I throw a bucket of gravy over whoever’s responsible, or should I come at them with a cricket bat?”

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      8 months ago

      “Oh shit, those suicide rates are going to skyrocket.”

      Oh nah, people are absolutely going to die as a direct result of this decision. More many will have scars.

      It’s still murder—still assault—if the weapon you form against a person is their own beleaguered hand.

      I weep for needless death.

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      8 months ago

      I vote cricket bat, then throw a bucket of gravy on them as they lay on the ground. Then spit on them. Then kick them… A lot!