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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Eeewww!

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Eeewww!

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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    What about “Straight men when they see a dick but it’s on a lady”

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          Touche

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          I wish when I was younger someone had hammered into me that the more “respectable” the person seems the greater the threat they represent.

          If Satan were real and a human he would work for an insurance company or a major bank. Sitting there quitely devastating entire populations via financial instruments that not even god understands.

          Fuck hurricane and some druggy who needs your money for his fix, we are talking the difference between you spending your golden years eating cat food or not off a social security check that was garnished to pay debt.

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      If the person otherwise has female featurrs, I’m in. Does this make me bi or…?

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        This is a valid preference I’m and tired of pretending it’s not. Vagina, penis, doesn’t matter. I am attracted to feminine features and a penis doesn’t get in the way of that.

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          It totally gets in the way for me. Dick does nothing for me.

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            We’re all different, and that’s alright :)

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              I agree.

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        Depends on whether you’re into trans women only or femboys too.

        Trans women = perfectly straight

        Femboys = yes, it’s gay and does make you bi

        But that’s all semantics and labels anyway, just enjoy whoever you’re attracted to (except children and animals).

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          I’ll continue to enjoy what I’m attracted to, then.

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        There are labels for being attracted to traits associated with a specific gender, not the gender itself.

        Google gynosexual :)

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          Thanks. That was very insightful.

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      Doesn’t matter had sex

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      Aerosmith comes to mind.

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        Dude looks like a lady

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      They come with boobs tho, it negates the dick, it’s a win.

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