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band_on_the_run@lemmy.world to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

I helped Trump commit crimes, why isn't he funding my defense?

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I helped Trump commit crimes, why isn't he funding my defense?

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band_on_the_run@lemmy.world to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    Oh her tears are delicious.

    “I was called a lot of things and had a lot of leftist hit pieces trying to destroy my credibility while I represented Trump,” she wrote on Twitter yesterday. “But I never saw a media outlet or journo use the blatant sexism & vulgarity that ‘MAGA influencers’ do now. And I don’t even work for DeSantis.”

    https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/04/anti-lgbtq-trump-lawyer-whines-as-fellow-magas-turn-on-her-with-misogynist-insults/

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      Who would have believed that a woman associating with a bunch of bigots might turn out to be a bad idea for her? 😱

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      Wow that’s an even more face eating comment than the OP.

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        Yeah but it was from a while ago. It made the rounds back in april.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      I shall translate this into English: A lot of journalists pointed out that I was a crap person, but they never descended to the mudslinging that my lot of former supporters do, and now for some reason they are mudslinging at me.

      I do not like being the target of my own rhetoric.

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      Fuck me that website has a lot of popups and ads and cookies.

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    They’re slowly putting it together

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      I’m sending them this. Good price and helpful after all

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        “that’s right, it goes in the square hole” “exasperated sigh”

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          Link

        • KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml
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          Grab ‘em by the square hole.

      • stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world
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        Hehehehheheh

    • be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social
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      Not really. Her comment makes it clear. When she moves on from Trump, she’ll just glom on to whoever is most Trump-like.

      • stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world
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        Baby steps man, baby steps

        Otherwise I’m cool with letting the elephants get rowdy with themselves and let them experience some of the self eating

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      Lol doubt it.

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    I didn’t think the grifter would grift ME!

    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      No one freaken does. We all know that someone who is a gossip and it doesn’t occur to us that they are talking about us. We all know that rageholic and it doesn’t dawn on us that one day it will turn towards us.

      We accept behavior from our friends that we would never tolerate from our romantic partners or even family. There is something about a relationship being 100% optional that strangely means the lowest standards.

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      This is my favorite thing today

    • AZERTY@feddit.nl
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      He eat too much faces

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        Eating good lol

    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      Healthy at any size

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    here’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me—you can’t get fooled again.’"

    I’ll never understand how they can watch this man fuck over every single person he has ever encountered, and be like, “nah, he won’t do that to me.”

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      She seems to be the type that would enjoy trying to put her face in the Geneva water jet.

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    That would be socialism, obviously.

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    Womp womp

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    The funniest, most delusional thing in all of this: Does she actually think there’s a whole “MAGA Inc.” organization that’s masterminding whatever the hell Trump is up to?

    (No you silly, it’s a decentralized federation of MAGA instances)

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      That’s the actual name of Trump’s PAC

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        Is that a super PAC? If so, that should be someone else’s decision, not trump. And if it is trump, then that’s another charge.

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          It’s almost as if PACs are a giant scam…

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      Can we defederate the world from MAGA? That’d be lovely…

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        I’m pretty sure murder is illegal

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          That’s we could just wall off Florida.

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    This has been Trump’s MO for his entire adulthood.

    I can’t understand how anyone working with him is shocked that he doesn’t pay up at this point.

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    Ellis was a critic of Donald Trump and his supporters in 2015 and early 2016 until he became the 2016 Republican nominee for president, at which point Ellis began voicing support, including in media appearances.[2][3] Ellis was hired by Trump in November 2019 as a senior legal adviser.[2][4] From November 2020 to January 2021, Ellis was a member of what she characterized as an “elite strike force team” that made efforts to overturn Joe Biden’s victory in the 2020 presidential election.[2] She made unsubstantiated claims that Trump was the actual winner of the election and drafted two memos falsely asserting vice president Mike Pence could change the results.[5][6][2][7]

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Ellis

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      So basically a non principled star fucker

      Who could have guessed that she would be dropped like a hot potato once the band broke up

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        I bet she thinks the song is about her.

    • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.world
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      Haha elite strike force, face first into the pavement.

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    Hahaha, get fucked bitch.

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    Doesn’t say how many thoughts she got though.

    (source)

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      Only 10,000 more prayers needed to make nothing happen!

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        It’s the thoughts that count.

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      Oh, I for one have already sent her several thoughts

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        All thoughts I’ve had of this woman were without my consent.

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      A thousand is actually a lot. If 1 thousand people personally asked me to do something there is a big big chance I would do it.

      Good thing, in this case, that there is no god.

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    deleted by creator

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    Poor leopards are going to be stuffed to the point of bursting by the time they finish eating all these faces.

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    Trump wouldn’t even pay for his own lawyer, I dunno why they’d think he’d pay for someone else’s.

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      One must imagine they take all their fees go front

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      They get paid in exposure, exposure to being censored and sued.

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