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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

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    That would be Kirkland Signature vodka.

    I am 100% serious.

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      Also Tito’s

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        Before I discovered Kirkland, I would have agreed with you.

        Kirkland is genuinely just as good, except a handle (1.75L) costs roughly as much as a normal Tito’s bottle (750ml).

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          I was born in Kirkland. My mom drank only the finest Vodka during pregnancy. Kirkland Vodka made my IQ 180, gave me a chiseled chin, and I give earth shattering orgasms when I shake hands.

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            Can I shake your hand?

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              Are you ready to have kids?

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          Can you get Kirkland vodka in Canada? I’ve seen Tito’s before but haven’t tried it.

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            If you got Costco, they sell Kirkland. Are they in Canada?

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              There are Costco’s but I haven’t seen any with alcohol sections. Actually we probably just don’t have grocery and alcohol in the same store it’s probably been the times I’ve been in the states melding in my ancient mostly forgotten memories.

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                Depends on the province. They have alcohol in a side store where I am. Kirkland vodka is good.

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                  The side store where I am is an independent store they rent space to, and they have their own liquor inside the main store.

                  It’s honestly a bit weird.

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