That…That can’t be real. Please tell me this is a parody. I mean i know this is basically half the GOP platform but…she can’t have really just put it that way, right?
Oh, it’s real, and it’s even stranger than I initially thought.
She should stay true to her conservative ideals and never leave the kitchen
The pillow ad!! Ahaha
“But I do not allow a woman to teach or exercise authority over a man, but to remain quiet.”
1 Timothy 2:12I accidentally read the babies as rabies and that makes it even worse.
We are in straight idiocracy-land right now, when Kandiss Taylor launched her 2022 political campaign she literally painted this on her bus. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kandiss-taylor-jesus-guns-babies/
John Oliver made a whole skit about this.
Like seriously, watch it, it’s amazing xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa3sK1iZxcIt actually makes perfect sense: it’s in order of priorities, or at least as she understands them (making the rich wealthier is just a byproduct, as far as she is concerned).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa3sK1iZxc
Oh, if it’s not my favourite furry hating ridiculous Republican candidate Kandiss Taylor
Can someone tell me why “christians” in the US are so obsessed with Jesus instead of god? Like most other places I’ve been Christians tend to worship God directly.
I think it’s less of a Christian thing and more of a Protestant thing, particularly Baptist. Catholics aren’t as obsessed with Jesus.
Catholics are weirdly obsessed with virgin Mary
Can confirm, I was weirdly obsessed with the virgin merry back when I was Catholic
How did you feel about pip?
Nah, he was just in it for the breakfasts. Fuck that guy…
They’re all about God too, but it seems intuitive that they’re also specifically interested in Jesus too since he’s the one that literally sets them apart from other religions.
Like… he’s literally the “Christ” in “Christian”…kinda makes sense that they’d be all about him.
To clarify though they’re only interested white Jesus, not to be confused with brown Jesus.
Depending on what sect of Christianity you belong to, you either believe that Jesus was God’s son or that Jesus was actually God in a human body. The concept is called transsubstantiation, and it is controversial among Christians. For example: Catholics believe in the Holy Trinity, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit utilizing token transsubstantiation during Communion (the bread and wine are LITERALLY his body and blood), whereas Protestants believe in direct transsubstantiation, that Jesus was literally God in a human body and Communion is performed as a symbolic gesture.
Its the holy trinity
Shopping, guns and Jeebus?
Jesus, guns, babies! Come on, we just went over this. We even painted it on the side of the bus!
Sorry, I forget. Does it have to be in this particular order?
You need to make the baby before you start shooting and praying.
Kandiss Taylor Says Globes Are Anti-Flat Earth Brainwashing - Rolling Stone
May 24, 2023Kandiss Taylor, a recently elected GOP District Chair in Georgia, claims the Earth is flat as a pancake and that Big Globe is trying to brainwash her. She also promotes conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and the 2022 primary. She is a firm believer in the Flat Earth movement and a former failed gubernatorial candidate.
Jesus fuck
In that order 😦
Nah, bruh, GOP always puts guns first.
Skeet Shooting if you will
This is hilarious!
“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️” five star meme
—Peter Tavers Rolling Stone
I think that Jesus still is from a SNL skit with Christoph Waltz, Djesus Uncrossed: https://youtu.be/mqISX2o0a4A
Vertical foregrip on a short barrel shotgun?
ATF wants to know Christ’s location
Excuse me, he does WHAT
