If any aliens find that it’ll surely be a WTF moment
deleted by creator
Me imagining a balsa wood satellite floating up above.
Surely it’ll be powered by wood and have wooden circuitry and it’ll be super efficient to launch because they’ve figured out how to harness the power of wood popping as it burns. I can’t wait to see the wooden solar panels. Good thing there’s so much oxygen in space. This stuff doesn’t usually make it to the surface on reentry anyway, right?
I wonder if this is a real article. I don’t want to read it, but I wonder.
It’s real. they’re carving it as we speak.
They found a stump near the launch site and strapped it to a rocket
This stuff doesn’t usually make it to the surface on reentry anyway, right?
I’m not sure myself, but anyway that’s not the problem they’re trying to solve. Apparently the aluminum in normal satellites causes issues with the ozone layer.
I woodent believe it I was you.
Timber Ton, is going to make a film about it.
deleted by creator
