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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired

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Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car
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Florida deputy Jesse Hernandez screamed “shots fired,” and frantically fired his gun after an acorn fell onto the roof of his squad car, making him jump.
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    Its time to stop thinking of cops as big boys with guns and think of them more like dogs with guns that fire when they bark.

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      I’d like you to stop insulting dogs like that.

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        The dogs are bastards, too.

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          IDC. I’m not a patriarchal cock sucker. Police are literally evil in all sense. Dogs are not.

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            what?

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              I’d tell you but I don’t think you’ll understand anything.

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                You sound unhinged.

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                  Okay.

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