I think this is a contender for the worst opinion column I’ve read this year - completely pointless, irrelevant and come on Matt couldn’t you think of anything a bit more interesting that happened this week?
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i wonder if OP bothered reading the author’s other articles. because they are all of a similar kind - cheeky anecdotes on inconsequential events or issues.
I think the author is aiming for AA Gill but ended up more AA Milne 😅