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With the current state of the world it is likely their parting words would be “So long, you assholes killed off the fish”
Wouldn’t that be “So long and thanks for all the fish”?
Originally they were thanking the humans for feeding them all the fish. Now they would be telling us off for killing off all the good fish.
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I knew they were all talking about me!
Dolphins are federal agents, confirmed.
Yea… hey wait a minute!
(you weren’t supposed to let on that we know - abort, abort!)
“Turn’s out dolphins are racist as fuck!”
I am gonna take a wild guess (wo reading the original article), is this one of them studies where they throw a neural net at dolphins and see if it sticks.
It’s satire, it’s been around since at least 2017.
darn it, I really hoped someone would think that they can understand dolphins with neural networks. I should tone down my expectations.
That one episode of SpongeBob was right al along
They are particularly angry at someone named “May.”
I wonder if they see us some sort of deformed octopus or squid, like our arms/legs just look like tentacles to them?
I know this is disinformation, i’m going to upvote it anyway.
Meh, I stopped upvoting things because I liked them and started upvoting things I wanted other people to see. That’s how the algorithms work anyway
#NotAllDolphins
Yeah, so I found the original article for this screenshot, and it’s by Dash MacIntyre, a satirist who self-publishes on Medium.
People thought this was real?
I didn’t think it was real but if it was I wouldn’t’ve been surprised. Does that count?
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