Stupid sexy jesus
First it’s Seville holy week, now this
It’s definitely cheating but I’d have a hard time swimming too if my hands and feet had holes punched through them.
Speed holes
That was my nickname in college
Mom?
Is she stuck in the dryer again?
No, but my step sister is. Let me go check on her.
You don’t have to get my permission, cousin.
This is the third time this week!
See it’s illegal because this was clearly a butterfly event, if Jesus had just saved his act for the freestyle event there would be no problem.
Found the fellow butterflyer
Freestyle event sounds like a weekend with Debbie Deb and Exposé
OK but he would be shit at diving, that would hurt
Jesus needs to work on getting out of the blocks faster. He’s literally walking on water, but every other swimmer got out faster and is even with him at the time of that first picture.
“Jesus takes the Gold!”
Kind of a dick move turning the pool water into wine mid-event though, drunk people don’t swim all that well.
“And the frankincense and myrrh, which we didn’t even know we had here!”
I’d be curious to see what prompts were used to make this
Smash.
They should be interviewing that camera guy with the third leg instead
He’s in someone’s lane running over them
They’re 70% water!
“I like to thank my coach, my teammates, mom and dad… Shout-out to everyone back home – sup Vatican City!! And most importantly to Jesus -uh, I mean me. Thank you, me!! For I wouldn’t be here. ✌️”
