I have two.
“I said, 'Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.”’
“Welcome to claps: Cunnilingus Class.”
You said bitch though, right?
But did you put that pussy on the chainwax?
Inner City Wizard School.
“Get yo ass outta my office. I will turn you into a spider!”
“Here’s a wand with a silencer on it”
Al Quaida is good, but Airplane Turbulance makes me laugh so hard I cry.
The trantriquillatance or however they spell it.
“Prepared for terries.”
Mr. Garvey the substitute teacher.
Ya done messed up A A Ron!
D-nice? If one of y’all say some silly ass name… This whole class is gonna feel. My. Wrath. Now, D-nice.
… Do you mean Denise?
son of a BITCH
That’s one of my favorites, too. I have a lot of favorites but the ones that come to mind is the one where Key is a warlord who is trying to get his subordinate to kill him and then there’s the one where Peele is a real gangster on a movie set but the director doesn’t think he’s convincing enough.
Those are both excellent. And yeah, it can be hard to choose. They weren’t afraid to get weird with their sketch ideas yet the show still managed to rarely ever miss.
My favorite was when they pretended to be slaves in a civil war reenactment. They did not shy away from the over the top Jim crow era racist voice.
I really like their Harry Potter spoof
As well as the guy who can’t stop saying “Deez Nuts”
Without a doubt it’s the misunderstood text messages. Wife’s is the substitute teacher.
“Save the children” will always be my favorite. https://youtu.be/RUfjOTY0Fz8?si=QqFVyjxHiUK_Cj_o
I don’t know if I have ever laughed as hard at a skit as I did this one. Even seeing stills from this still makes me chuckle.
Too many! Substitute teacher, Hogwarts, Country Music and more I can’t remember. Such a great show with great writers.
Sit down Carlos.
Proud gangster is the one.
Misremembering the name of a skit is for pussies.
Dammit!
I like the one about the parallel universe in which elementary school teachers are revered & paid as highly as pro football players.
Bling Benzy & Da Struggle