• OpenStars@startrek.website
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    9 months ago

    I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P

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        9 months ago

        I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.

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      9 months ago

      On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.

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        9 months ago

        Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.