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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

play stupid games

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play stupid games

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Hotdogman@lemmy.world
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    This is what you’re talking about, right?

  • kewwwi@lemmy.worldOP
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    I’ll be the first to mention “yeast infection” too. now you don’t have to.

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    Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it 😆.

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      Once I find it, I’ll let you know, buddy!

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      What about those mini ones

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      Hey I can fit two!!

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    How else do you store your donuts?

    • bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I store them in my stomach

    • detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      damn i ain’t got shit on that

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        You should shower if you have shit on it.

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    1 donut

    out of cock

  • Duranie
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    A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

    You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

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    Sounds cute, but I’ll just be called a donut fucker, I don’t want to be pastry pounder.

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    Tower of Bagel.

  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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    Where’s the image from?

    • kewwwi@lemmy.worldOP
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      idk I only watch hentai

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        🗿

  • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    Also add some honey and let butterflies land on it 🦋

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    Ok, what?

    Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it’s probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain’t gonna fit in the donut

    • kewwwi@lemmy.worldOP
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      the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

      don’t ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

      • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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        psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty

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      It’s a play on the “she let me run hot wheels over them titties” meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner’s body.

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        fr thank you, I hadn’t seen that meme

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        What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days…

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        • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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          You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.

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        Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I’m in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn’t use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

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          • zzx@lemmy.world
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            Pretty sure I could fit like… Two… And I think I’m bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You’d need like, a 10 inch cock

            • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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              Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

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                Shit bro, you did the analysis… Can’t argue with results like that

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                  It’s why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

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            I… would measure it, but I’m out of donuts. I’ll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost

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    Yeast donuts only

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