• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    91·
    10 months ago

    Were they also bred to play with them for hours and not let anyone near them until you trick them into letting them go?

    And then there was the time she brought half a squirrel through the dog door. Just half a squirrel.

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      10 months ago

      She’s learning to share. Good dog!

      Or, if those happened in reverse order: She’s learning that you don’t want her to share the animals. Good dog!

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        10 months ago

        She still doesn’t want to share. She just forgot she left it on the living room floor.

        Oh, and there was another time she brought in half a rabbit.

        • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          10 months ago

          To be fair, who hasn’t set down the half squirrel they were gnawing on and forgotten about it? Maybe the half squirrel and half rabbit were supposed to go together and make an even more fun animal to maim and kill play with. Cute little Dogtor Frankenstein.