• saltesc@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    me: [petting my dog] hey buddy you’ve got two wishes

    dog: I wanna go to the lake!

    me: but that’s what we do every after- no, wait!

    genie: granted!

    me at lake 45 mins ahead of schedule: buddy, you got to make this count. think about it fir-

    dog: I want my other master here

    wife: [appears] huh? wtf, I was just finishing up and going to head to you guys, why are we at the lake early?