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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Just a single one, please!

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Just a single one, please!

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Thteven@lemmy.world
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    Please don’t take Plan B, bros. It’ll make your balls fall out your arsehole, don’t ask me how I know.

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      Pics or didn’t happen

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        🤞please say it didn’t happen!🤞

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        deleted by creator

    • Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      New diy orchi procedure just dropped??

    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      So it changes your sex?

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    If the description of her is accurate she doesn’t need them though.

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    Could somebody explain this?

    • robotica@lemmy.world
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      Plan B is a pill that you take after somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy. Since plan A is to use protection, plan B is used when, for some reason, you could not have used protection.

      • Sasha [They/Them]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Or your protection broke, it happens…

        • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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          I got the impression he wants to try one.

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            He does. Which raises… Questions…

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              Some people just love popping pills

              The more non-descript the better

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        somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy

        Seems kinda counter-intuitive if you ask me…

        • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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          Condoms break 🤷‍♂️

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            I’m aware. What I was joking about was the ambiguous wording that could be taken to mean that someone came in someone in order to prevent pregnancy. Potentially analogous to turning on a lamp to prevent light 😛

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              I also had to do a double take after I wrote it, because it didn’t make sense to me either 😆

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              Fight fire with fire, my man.

              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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                Reminds me of this passage from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

                The renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right.

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          Well, i don’t want to get pregnant soo…

          Gotta do what i gotta do

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        Is it just a brand name for the morning-after pill (i.e. emergency contraception)?

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          Americans and they’re brand names in pharmaceuticals is strange to me

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          I think it is just called that, not sure if its a brand name.

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    I cannot vouch for the accuracy of the information, but it passes my totally uniformed bullshit detector. https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happens-if-a-guy-takes-plan-b has an article on just that. In summary, nothing fun or pleasant. Keep away from Ambien, as they may look physically similar.

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      Yeah. I searched a little because hcg, the pregnancy hormone, actually increases male testosterone and is used by bodybuilders to prevent negative side effects of roids. Levonorgestrel was studied to be used in male contraceptive along with intramuscular testosterone. The most accepted hormone to a male pill now is Nestorone. Pretty interesting looking at papers from 1996 and more recent ones, from the last ten years, speaking about gel as a contraceptive method. And on a personal note, I wouldn’t take the male pill lmao.

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      Hey, back up a minute. You say your BS detector totally wears a uniform? 🤔

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    If you fuck her ass, why does she need Plan B?

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      Cause Plan A was in the front, duh

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