* * *
    • fkn@lemmy.worldEnglish
      291·
      10 months ago

      Everytime I hear about someone or some agency asking for a lie detector, I know that they or the people running the organization are full of shit.

  • mo_ztt ✅@lemmy.worldEnglish
    46·
    10 months ago

    If someone learns something bad about you, and your first reaction is not “this is why it’s not true” but “how did you find that out, we must punish the person who told you,” you might be a violent POS.

  • Szymon@lemmy.caEnglish
    381·
    10 months ago

    Kinda looks like a dictator grasping at the straws of power.

    If it walks like a duck, eats like a duck, quacks like a duck…

  • Sludgehammer@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    10 months ago

    Eh, why not use a Ouija board instead? Get all the pseudo science deployed to find these leakers.

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    10 months ago

    Their polygraphs, which science has debunked as being inaccurate! The horror!

    Has he also released the attendees…

    • Horoscopes
    • Phrenology results
    • Palm readings
    • Personal breakdown of each of their four humours
    • Galaga high scores
    • Yu-Gi-Oh trap cards

    What other critical measure am I missing? Help me out people!