You know, some people go to bed thinking everything is good, everything is fine. But they wake up and they’re on fire.

If I’d been in that water - dead.

Hey kid, I’m a computer!

Hey kid. Does your mom still hang out in dockside bars?

Are you Buzz Lightyear? ^{I love your movies!}

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Who wants a body massage? Body massage machine GO!

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Body massage.

Oh, Brian’s doin it again, dude. Brian, you ain’t no pimp dude!

Give him the stick

Will always upvote this

I was watching this classic the other day

You no cooking!