• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    “Mommy I fwowed up”

    “Kitty pooped in my bed”

    "I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)

    “By dose is bleedig”

    “Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces)

    These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.