The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoMiami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1240arrow-down123cross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.ca
arrow-up1217arrow-down1external-linkMiami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square30fedilinkcross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.ca
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoThey take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoWhat if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·10 months agoStop shoplifting.
They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
What if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Stop shoplifting.