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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    There’s not even any dirt on potatoes. They must pressure wash them, (you also don’t eat them raw).

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      I worked in a produce department for a bit and the lettuce definitely had dirt and the occasional bug in it before we trimmed and rinsed it

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        You should know that lettuce is not a potato then.

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          Source?

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          deleted by creator

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        Lettuce is also the most common vegetable to be infected by salmonella.

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          All lettuce or certain varieties?

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      I still give them a good rinse and rub with a sponge.

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