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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • darthsid@lemmy.world
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    To be fair this is a good idea underdeveloped countries as canned drinks in storage are usually contaminated externally with rat shit.

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      This is true of warehouses everywhere, not just ones in underdeveloped countries. Developed countries just usually have a higher turnover and distribution closer to production sources, so they sit in storage for less time.

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        deleted by creator

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          That place was horrifying, trash and spoiled food everywhere and rats running around like they owned the place.

          Are you sure it wasn’t just a regular dollar general

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            The John Oliver piece on them was the first look I’d had at them in twenty years, absolutely baffling, and just pure neoliberalism in action.

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      Do you drink the soda by pouring it over its outer hide?

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        Do you drink the soda with gloves and by holding it 5 cm from your lips? Exactly like this you also don’t just clean the upside of a dish or the usable part of knives, forks etc.

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          https://hookagency.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/user-experience-gif-meme-water-drinking.gif

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      You somehow forgot a whole word. How the fuck does that even happen?

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        Among many, many other far simpler explanations, it’s pretty common for people with ADHD.

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        You somehow managed to focus on the only unimportant part of what they said. How the fuck does that even happen?

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        How even notice there’s a missing word?

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