Pass the popcorn, please.

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    • corbin@awful.systems
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      10 months ago

      BJ vague-tweeted about having his heart broken by a girl in a way that, unfortunately for him, is subject to peer review. The particular peer here is the girl in question.

      On one hand, this would be mortifying; on the other hand, BJ should be mortified.

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    Wait, is that not a Jeff Bezos parody account? The post reads like one.

    Unless the “parody post” is referencing an actual rumor that the par-rumoured responded to?

    Unless unless this is all theater and both base post and the response are but mere fabrications.

    What are we, cosmicly? I’m out of the loop.

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    The “Ruthless” joke is one I remember from effing “Swallows and Amazons”, the ancient British children’s book, where one of the protagonists calls herself Nancy instead of her given name Ruth, because she’s a pirate and pirates are ruthless.